Wednesday, April 28, 2010
i have 2 lecturers for this module.
one's notes may look long but they're mostly crap. such a pushover. (though i gotta admit memorising names of past scientists and their contributions is a bitch too)
the other, oh-my-goodness-gracious-god-save-the-bunny, his notes may look sweet and innocent on the outside, well organised and all, but in the inside it is evil and smirking. SO. MUCH. TO. MEMORISE. GUH.
i have officially marked it more malignant than thiru's notes, which, as loaded-with-pictures and devoid-of-words as it may be, is afterall easier to study than this catastrophe.
Nini @ 1:00 PM
Tuesday, April 27, 2010
"" 'cause you know that gownie, i,
i'm your biggest fan,
i'll follow you until you feed me,
cookie, cookie gownie.
gownie there's no other cherry pie you know that i'll eat,
cookie, cookie gownie.
promise i'll be kind,
but i won't stop until the cake is mine.
gownie you'll be hungry,
chase you down until you feed me,
cookie, cookie gownie.
"911 emergency."
"i just ate a gownie." ""
just a short fragment of my imagination. for de-stressing purposes. sing it to paparazzi SVP.
Nini @ 8:01 PM
Friday, April 23, 2010
because this is one of the most epically (is there such a word at all?) down-right funny scenes of all time (and because it's replaying in my head at this moment). from home alone 2, the part where kevin (the little boy) watches an old film about this old guy Johnny (doesn't Johnnys bring lots of joy and laughter all around?) who goes around shooting everybody and anybody with his tommy gun (ROFL).
behold the classic conversation between Johnny (love his sneer-of-a-voice) and a woman (frivolous, supposedly his lover? exaggerated acting too) and some tommy gun action.
(woman sways her butt in)
- Hold it right there!
- It's me, Johnny.
- I knew it was you. I could smell you getting off the elevator. You was here last night too, wasn't you?
- I was singing at the Blue Monkey last night.
- You was here and you was smooching with my brother.
- That's a dirty lie.
- Don't give me that. You been smooching everybody! Snuffy, Al, Leo... Little Moe with the gimpy leg, Cheeks, Boney Bob, Cliff (ROFL the poor old security guard of the hotel)... I could go on forever, baby.
- You have me all wrong!
- All right... I believe you. But my Tommy gun don't! (omg classic, it's the best)
- Johnny! You're the only duck in my pond! (duck? ROFL)
- Get down on your knees and tell me you love me. (LMAO at the faces of the hotel staff when they heard this, and their chorusing "I LOVE YOU!")
- Baby! I'm over the moon for you!
- You gotta do better than that!
- If my love was an ocean, Lindy'd have to take two planes to get across it.
- Maybe I'm off my hinges, but I believe you. That's why I'm letting you go. I'm gonna give you till the count of three, to get your lousy... lying... lowdown, four-flushing carcass out my door!
One!
Two!
Three!
(machine gun sings)
- Merry Christmas, you filthy animal. (bang bang!) And a Happy New Year. (omg another classic line ROFL)
seriously, you have to see the movie to be overwhelmed by the hilariousness of this scene. and the scene where kevin used this film clip on the hotel staff (omg ROFL). okay watch the whole movie, it is TEH EPIC. (so gonna rewatch it after exams are over)
Nini @ 11:20 PM
Thursday, April 22, 2010
i used to have smooth, soft, baby-like feet (not in terms of size mind you).
now it's rough and tough and dry.
ahh the woes of ageing.
Nini @ 7:47 PM
Wednesday, April 21, 2010
i.
hate.
cliff-hangers.
GUH!
Nini @ 2:02 AM
Monday, April 19, 2010
the crossdresser
i just realised my bio text is called alberts - molecular bilogy of the cell. no wonder there's something sinisterly gripping about the book(/title) whenever i read it.
bert's everywhere. this morning i found it sprawled under my bed with totoro on top of it. (i swear i did not kick it down the bed, or did i?)
Nini @ 1:57 PM
Sunday, April 18, 2010
this. i couldn't stop listening to it.
and watching the mv, though the clown scares the hell outta me D:
when i first heard it on the radio it sounded bollywoodish to me, but not at all the second time i listened to it. after that i just kept listening.
Nini @ 6:21 PM
Thursday, April 15, 2010
disclaimer guidelines
please read the following before carrying on with the next, or else you might (or will definitely) get the wrong idea.
1. it is written in the point-of-view of a GUY.
2. there is no intention of insulting girls, or gays, or tai-tais, or trannies, or chicken chop.
3. this means no disrespect to 阿牛, or his original composition.
4. this is not written to promote stalking.
5. this is not written evoke suicidal tendencies, by 跳海 or other ways you can think of.
carry on~
Nini @ 8:38 PM
对面的女孩看过来，
看过来，像妖怪！
千万不要再靠过来，
告诉你，我爱男孩！
男孩男孩，真可爱，
有的帅，有的坏。
看到他们我就很 high，
到处都是我的 pie！
我左看右看，上看下看，
女孩不是妖怪，就是太太！
他们扑过来，我赶快逃开，
宁愿跳进男人结实的怀！HEY 男人怀！
男孩看到我扑上来，
被吓坏，他一拳过来。
结果我就变成妖怪，
想不开，我要跳海！
我跟踪投拍，在窗外徘徊，
原来男孩喜欢的是太太！
太太有钱，我只有鸡块，
偏偏那个男孩只爱吃斋！
变人妖太太，我都愿意改，
只要我能得到男孩的爱。
他骂我痴呆，他笑我悲哀，
所以我抱住他一起跳海！全部跳海！
海 海海 海海海~ 海 海海 海海海~
抱住男孩太太，统统跳海。
爱 爱爱 爱爱爱~ 爱 爱爱 爱爱爱~
无论男孩太太，都爱跳海，快快跳海！
Nini @ 8:14 PM
Monday, April 12, 2010
beat it!
Nini @ 10:48 PM
i just wondered how much wuzun's underwear would cost on an online auction. or rain's. or jo kwon's.
i just know that michael jackson's would cost much much more than anyone's underwear, even if he only wore it once (trying not to think about what the winning bidder would do to that poor pair once she, or even maybe he, got her/his grubbly pair of hands on it).
and i know that no one in their right mind would bid for a pair of underwear, regardless of having been worn inside or outside, by JYP the gorilla man (wait a minute, do gorillas wear underwears at all?). (and i shouldn't be too sure of such things anyway, there are perverted aunties out there, everywhere)
how much would you pay for a pair of wuzun's briefs huanhuan?
Nini @ 10:37 PM
Monday, April 05, 2010
it's out! it's out! it's out!
i think my inner fangirl just exploded.
*please insert hysterical laughter* TYVM
but still, jerry yen as ren... poor ren.
Nini @ 12:57 AM