Friday, April 23, 2010
because this is one of the most epically (is there such a word at all?) down-right funny scenes of all time (and because it's replaying in my head at this moment). from home alone 2, the part where kevin (the little boy) watches an old film about this old guy Johnny (doesn't Johnnys bring lots of joy and laughter all around?) who goes around shooting everybody and anybody with his tommy gun (ROFL).
behold the classic conversation between Johnny (love his sneer-of-a-voice) and a woman (frivolous, supposedly his lover? exaggerated acting too) and some tommy gun action.
(woman sways her butt in)
- Hold it right there!
- It's me, Johnny.
- I knew it was you. I could smell you getting off the elevator. You was here last night too, wasn't you?
- I was singing at the Blue Monkey last night.
- You was here and you was smooching with my brother.
- That's a dirty lie.
- Don't give me that. You been smooching everybody! Snuffy, Al, Leo... Little Moe with the gimpy leg, Cheeks, Boney Bob, Cliff (ROFL the poor old security guard of the hotel)... I could go on forever, baby.
- You have me all wrong!
- All right... I believe you. But my Tommy gun don't! (omg classic, it's the best)
- Johnny! You're the only duck in my pond! (duck? ROFL)
- Get down on your knees and tell me you love me. (LMAO at the faces of the hotel staff when they heard this, and their chorusing "I LOVE YOU!")
- Baby! I'm over the moon for you!
- You gotta do better than that!
- If my love was an ocean, Lindy'd have to take two planes to get across it.
- Maybe I'm off my hinges, but I believe you. That's why I'm letting you go. I'm gonna give you till the count of three, to get your lousy... lying... lowdown, four-flushing carcass out my door!
One!
Two!
Three!
(machine gun sings)
- Merry Christmas, you filthy animal. (bang bang!) And a Happy New Year. (omg another classic line ROFL)
seriously, you have to see the movie to be overwhelmed by the hilariousness of this scene. and the scene where kevin used this film clip on the hotel staff (omg ROFL). okay watch the whole movie, it is TEH EPIC. (so gonna rewatch it after exams are over)
Nini @ 11:20 PM