Saturday, May 22, 2010
[why does jove has to have so many affairs.
why does the roman gods have to have so many different names.
ovid must have superpowered brain to jump around names like that.
if it is made into a drama it would be more draggy and cliche and boring and ridiculous and housewife-ish and granny-panty-ish than any-]
this post was supposed to be an innocent study of jove's relationships (i spent all those hours trying to decifer the names of all his affairs! DDD:), but one fateful conversation among 4 very boliao persons corrupted it.
now the drama goes:
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It was a gloomy, rainy day
MIT walked up to WaiJay slowly. He looks into her eye.. WaiJay is eating a banana.
And then suddenly, pats her on the back! WaiJay chokes and coughes out banana.
MIT: hey, I -
WaiJay: I KNOW WHAT YOU WANNA SAY!
MIT: I -
WaiJay: NO, I REJECT!
MIT: O___O
WaiJay runs away in mini steps, slips on the banana skin she coughed out just minutes ago, hits her head and loses her memory.
When WaiJay woke up, she could not remember anything about herself; she even thought she was a banana! But MIT showered her with love, care and concern and lots of shoulder rubs and she's happy.
However, Bolo is hiding at a secret corner, chewing on pillars as he watches their romantic progression, for he has long harboured a burning flame of passion for MIT.
Bolo: My name is Bolo Santosi, and I am the leader of the legendary gigolo harem. But why, why he ish no love me? T______T
Bolo tears his unkempt hair, his hands beat at his breasts manboobs again, again.
And so Bolo, overcome with jealousy and rage, prints the bottom of a mug (the inside of the mug) with a picture of MIT in bunny suit, fills the mug with milktea, and sends it to WaiJay.
WaiJay happily sips on the mug of milktea, but when she reaches the bottom, she sees the bunnysuit!MIT picture and chokes on the one last drop of milktea. She faints again.
40 years ago, when Jove saw Wai Po, he was inflamed with love, and approached her in the guise of a gigolo. Wai Po, tricked, was impregnated and gave birth to Marco Polo. Juno, incensed by this act of betrayal and indecency, changed Wai Po into a ping pong ball.
However, Fate changed Wai Po back into human. Scarred by Jove, Wai Po turned into a rapist and swears to take revenge on all men. To be discrete, she housed a harem of gigolos. Unfortunately, MIT is one of the gigolos held captive by Wai Po.
This day, when MIT and WaiJay are having heart-to-heart-talks (HTHTs), Wai Po suddenly barged in and cried,
"MY SON IS A LESBIAN!".
After which she immediately vanished in a puff of smoke. All heads (including those of doctors, nurses and patients) turn to MIT, their eyes as big as saucers. Together, they cried,
"GAY!"
and sprinted out of the ward. Ashamed, MIT rips open his shirt, revealing the bunny suit he has so carefully ironed the night before.
"YES I AM GAY!" he proudly claims.
"I had been trying to tell you all this while!"
MIT sobs, his tears and mucus spouting into a tsunami. Wai Jay struggles (physically and mentally) amidst the river of (slimy) sadness. And then she drowns. Just when MIT was about to drown in his own pool of tears and mucus, Bolo mysteriously appeared, surrounded by clouds and lightning, and drags, face twisted with the effort against MIT's slime, MIT to safety. He is indeed the mighty Jove! Jove is gay! And afraid of Juno's vengeful means, Jove hides MIT into the sewers, where MIT diligently contributes to the slime and gross in them.
Tired of all these drama, Marco Polo abducts Wai Po and sails east.
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The last paragraph is rubbish.
Nini @ 11:50 PM
Wednesday, May 12, 2010
i think my inner fangirl just exploded an hour ago.
am picking up the pieces right now.
미인아.
Nini @ 12:00 PM
Wednesday, May 05, 2010
for some reason, i'm sad.
as always, i would rather study than work.
and now i feel lost.
Nini @ 8:23 PM
Saturday, May 01, 2010
i just spent 4 hours of my precious saturday afternoon (which is specially reserved for more mugging) on one single psle maths question.
which i still haven't been able to solve.
ninithewise is humiliated.
and in a very irritable mood right now.
am i really a boring person?
Nini @ 5:35 PM